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The King
Name: Stanley HiHat Trinidad the XIV
Age: 300 years or so
Appearance: A tall dark shadow with really big yellow eyes... Sexy shit, huh?
Martial Status: Does having an unattachable slave count as anything?
Bio
Just your regular old Joe... Er, if the regular old Joe wants to take over the world and lives in a bottle, then yeah, Stan is just like everybody else. Stan was reincarnated by some other Evil King Dude (Gohma if you really want to know) and was placed in a bottle or something until he could find a person to open him up... Not forgetting the fact of finding a slave at the same time.
His first encounter was a failure, sadly. Three years prior to the beginning of the game, his bottle was discovered by some fatass (later known as Rosalyn), and needless to say, it don't work out well... As I've already said. She tried to kill herself to get rid of him, so Stan was like "Well, fine, you sag-butt, I'm leaving!", and that's what he did. His pink bottle was left in deserted forests for the remainder of the... 3 years... O.o;
Anyways, with just his luck, some old man (let's call him Dad) found his very colorful bottle and brought it back to his mansion in the middle of nowhere. A few nights later, and some extreme studying, Dad found out what the bottle was, and at same time his daughter got an INCURABLE case of Pig Latin. So Dad got a genius idea! He would open up the bottle to free our hero (er, villian, depends on how you swing), Stanley! Stan agreed to "save" his daughter, only if one member of the family would become his evil slave (and they go with it too, kind of sad :) ). With blah blah blah... The son, Ari, is chosen to become his sex slave.... I mean evil slave that obeys and all that other junk you need to do when you're a slave... So, with that, Stan begins his really cool journey with his new slave. Of course along the way he gets noticed as a trick (people are dumb), and when the "really cool hero" comes in, he gets bashed like no tomorrow. But Stan knows how to keep his ground in fights, and knows how to have a sense of humor... Unless the joke has something to do with his intelligence (we all know you're smart Stanley!) or his "sad excuse" status of an Evil King.
Oh and did I mention he hates A LOT of people? And that he wants to rule the world? Yeah I think that's all a given though... :)
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