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The Horrible Poseurs Sewer Evil King Big giant rats are hella scary, seriously. I think running around trying to find the loser was more scary than actually fighting the oversized rodent. Needless to say, I don't even know how he even managed to get a little bit of Stan's power. He didn't even have a way of outsmarting anybody... All he did was scare some housewives, and post obnoxious posters all over Madril. Of coures, the only thing he really did wrong was reveal Stan's identity (by pissing him off that is) to Rosalyn. Go Sewer Evil King! ... Kind of... ... Not. Remember... 1-800-555-I-AM-EVIL. Bubble Evil King Probably the dumbest (and ugliest) of all the Evil Kings, seeing as how he kidnapped the snooty princess because she was "just there". At least Stanley got a genius idea of taking over the girl's soul once you disposed of the Evil King... But you know, hurts not having a heart, eh? Oh well, I couldn't see Stan being in her body anyways... What the hell was he thinking? *slaps Marlene, even though she didn't do anything* Oh, and the Bubble king? Um... ... *slaps Marlene again* Evil Chairman King Really freaking smart. He caused chaos in Madril, and I was quite impressed myself from what he did. But just because he's smart doesn't mean he's strong, you beat him the first time piece of cake, but then he runs off (because it's the cool thing to do... You know). After that, I personally thought it was the hardest fight in the game (died billions of times)... Er yeah. He's also probably the only one that really wants to take over the world, compared to the other Fake Evil Kings... Of course, Stan didn't like that idea. Big Bull Evil King Obsessed with pure strength, Big Bull Evil King (see how his name is out of order? How unique) really doesn't want to take over the world, but would rather fight. Talk about wasted Evil Power, eh? Not to mention the guy has about the brain the size of a peanut, and calls Stan his brother. Sure he's like cool and stuff, but that's like an insult to Stanley. XP Teen Idol Evil King You know, the chick Linda that you would always coach about her horrible singing? Yeah, well she's Teen Idol Evil King now. Why? Because she can, shut up. She too is pretty low on the intelligence scale, and has a little thing for Stanley (um, who doesn't?)... You do have to admit, her mind controlling powers even impressed Stan, and that's a compliment in itself. Now if only she wasn't the "teen idol", she'd be a little cooler. *clentch* Phantom Evil King The dude with the riddles, 'cause the guy can subdue... Or something, yeah. Anyways, Epros (his real name, you dummy) like, doesn't even have a point as being an Evil King... He doesn't want to do shit with what he has. I guess he just uses Stans powers to be a pain in the ass, seeing as how he's near impossible to beat in a half an hour. Vampire Evil King ... Was cool. He was the last Evil King to be created by the loser of a bastard Belioune. He was created for the soul purpose to make life a little harder, the poor guy really didn't want anything to do with it. Oh well, shit happens, at least he came equipped with the coolest battle music I've ever heard. XD